Coole Slogans

Mal ganz unkommentiert, hier eine im Netz gefundene Liste mit coolen Slogans, mit denen die Benutzung von Kondomen propagiert werden kann:

  • Cover your stump before you hump.
  • Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
  • Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
  • When in doubt, shroud your spout.
  • Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
  • You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong.
  • If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
  • If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
  • If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
  • It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
  • She won’t get sick, if you wrap your dick.
  • If you go into heat, package your meat.
  • While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
  • When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
  • Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
  • Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.
  • Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
  • The right selection, is to protect your erection.
  • Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
  • A crank with armor, will never harm her.
  • If you really love her, wear a cover.
  • Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.
  • Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
  • If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
  • No glove, No love.

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