Tag: 15. Januar 2011

Mal ganz unkommentiert, hier eine im Netz gefundene Liste mit coolen Slogans, mit denen die Benutzung von Kondomen propagiert werden kann:

• Cover your stump before you hump.
• Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.
• Don’t be silly, protect your willy.
• When in doubt, shroud your spout.
• Don’t be a loner, cover your boner.
• You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong.
• If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
• If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
• If you slip between her thighs, condomize.
• It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
• She won’t get sick, if you wrap your dick.
• If you go into heat, package your meat.
• While your undressing venus, dress up your penis.
• When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your mouse.
• Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
• Never ever deck her, with an unwraped pecker.
• Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
• The right selection, is to protect your erection.
• Wrap it in foil, before checking her oil.
• A crank with armor, will never harm her.
• If you really love her, wear a cover.
• Don’t make a mistake, cover your snake.
• Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
• If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
• No glove, No love.